Beaver County Times, May 25, 2014

Sidney Crosby's honeymoon lasted nine years, and that's impressive. A lot of marriages don't make it that long.
But now for the first time there's dissatisfaction with Crosby among some Penguins fans. (This rightfully ignores the irrational loons who maintained he shouldn't have missed so many games with concussion issues).
The fifth straight postseason failure has cost Ray Shero's job and will probably wind up claiming up Dan Byslma, too. Crosby isn't going anywhere, but he's come away from it with his first scars.
The criticism is not without merit. Crosby didn't produce in the playoffs, and that's only part of the story. For the first time in his career, he looked like he was distracted and functioning at less than his usual intensity.
Crosby has said repeatedly there was no secret injury issue that hampered him. At this point, you almost hope he was hiding something. Because otherwise he looked like a guy whose focus was on hitting the reset button for a suddenly dysfunctional organization.
Snapping at Bylsma on the bench may not have been that big a deal, but it's something that hadn't happened before and speaks to Crosby's state of mind. Crosby wasn't very captain-like, and no sport takes that designation more seriously than hockey does. What example is set when the captain cuts shifts short and sits on the bench looking bewildered, like he's waiting for Marcel Goc to suddenly fix what's wrong?
Crosby has been so PR-perfect in his time here that it always seemed like a savvy 45-year-old was inhabiting his body. He endures two waves of questions after every game, taking TV cameras first and everyone else thereafter.
He finds a way to answer dumb questions without insulting the person who asked. He never throws teammates under the bus, even when they've played terribly.
In so many ways he resembles Wayne Gretzky, who came to pro hockey with the same street-smart degree in media relations and almost otherworldly sense of responsibility. Crosby was also possessed by the same hockey obsession that gripped Gretzky. The game seemed to be his only interest in life.
Maybe Crosby was just wiped out by the hangover from the Olympics. Maybe there was an injury. Whatever happened, Penguins fans finally saw a different side of Crosby, and it wasn't appealing.
The reconciliation process should be interesting. But he'll be in the same position Marc-Andre Fleury was this year -- nothing really matters until the playoffs.
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--WANDY'S WIPEOUT
Releasing Wandy Rodriguez isn't as bold a move as it may seem. The Pirates owe him $5.6 million, and that was a fixed cost the day they acquired him. His replacement will make somewhere near the major league minimum, so that won't be a big issue.
If anyone picks up Rodriguez after he clears waivers, he could wind up being paid by three teams this season. Baseball players should set aside a corner of their mansions for a shrine to Marvin Miller, the union leader who got them incredible wealth and benefits.
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--JOSH'S JOLT
Beyond the timely hits and great catches, Josh Harrison has given the Pirates a Red Bull-like jolt of energy. But that's temporary. Now it's up to the everyday players to take that spark and make it something bigger.

Beaver County Times, May 18, 2014

Wait a minute....Ray Shero got fired because he traded Mark Letestu?
In the fallout from Friday's bizarre announcement that Shero was gone but Dan Bylsma was staying (for the moment), Penguins owner Ron Burkle apparently expressed regret that Shero traded Letestu to Columbus for a fourth-round draft pick in 2011.
Letestu is a serviceable, honest hockey player best suited for duty on a third or fourth line. When he was with the Penguins, he couldn't always fill that role because of the team's talent level. He was a tweener, a guy who always needed to keep a suitcase packed, along with an updated list of rental properties in Wilkes Barre.
He found a home with Columbus, where the top two centers aren't named Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin. He would have fit on this year's Penguins, too, because too many of the last six forwards were players who didn't belong in the NHL.
But the trade was made in 2011. If it was a bad deal -- and it wasn't at the time -- does it offset in any way the positively lopsided deals that brought Marian Hossa, Pascal Dupuis, Bill Guerin, Chris Kunitz and James Neal to Pittsburgh?
If you want to complain about poor drafting, that's valid. Blast Shero for the imbalance of this year's team's forward depth chart. Make the case that too many no-trade clauses are a handicap in a salary cap system. Rail against the loyalty to Bylsma that resulted in last year's contract extension.
But the Letestu trade isn't even worthy of a mention in the context of his time as Penguins' GM.
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--WHAT GOES AROUND...
Sometimes wise parents caution their children, "Just wait until you have kids of your own."
The message is you'll see your own selfishness and misdeeds in a different context when the roles change.
Wonder if Mario Lemieux has that feeling when he sees his team captain/former boarder sulking and clearly unhappy with the way things are being run?
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--UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
Even before the Penguins exited the playoffs, one of the players was blindsided by the cheapest of shots from 93.7 The Fan (KDKA-FM).
The afternoon Starkey and Mueller show featured a recorded skit that pretended to be a conversation between Marc-Andre Fleury and his sports psychologist. The premise was actually promising. Scripted comedy has to be better than so much of the stuff that fills time between The Fan's extended commercial breaks: too many snarling hosts raging, complete with dramatic pauses, in an effort to draw action from the redundant "Thanks for taking my call" people.
The fake Fleury bit was tepid, but it really failed when fictional Fleury made light of defenseman Rob Scuderi's nickname of "The Piece." Phony Fleury said something along the lines of now Scuderi is known as "the piece of (bleep)."
Ouch. How did he deserve that level of vitriol? Is Scuderi accused of murder, like Aaron Hernandez is? Did he rob pension funds like Denny McLain did? Did he steal a franchise from loyal fans like Art Modell did?
No, no and no. Scuderi's "crime" was playing at less than the level he's showed before in his career. For that, he gets excoriated in the vilest terms? Somebody needs to recalibrate their sense of proportion before the next attempt at comedy.

Beaver County Times, May 11, 2014

Before the Steelers make questionable draft picks, they amass as much information as they can about the eligible players.
They watch tape, they compile scouting reports from multiple sources, and they ask a lot of questions. In recent years, it's become standard for teams to invite draft candidates in for personal interviews. That gives the staff a chance to look the player in the eye and get a feel for his personality.
The interviews are wide-ranging. Mike Tomlin said he likes to ask players if they have any hidden talents. That loosens things up. One of his questions should also be, "Do you see any problem with being on Carson Street at 3 o'clock in the morning?"
That became an issue with Mike Adams, the Steelers' second round pick in 2012. He was on the South Side streets either very late on a Saturday night or very early on a Sunday morning and wound up in the hospital to get treatment for a stab wound.
His assailants recently went on trial and wound up beating the rap on the most serious charges. The jury may not have been sold on their story, but they absolutely didn't believe Adams' version, which claimed a robbery attempt.
The details are up for debate, but the fundamental problem is being on Carson Street at 3 a.m. Unless you're really early for 9 o'clock Mass at Prince of Peace on 15th Street, there's no good reason to be out among the nightcrawlers -- not when you have a million dollar career to protect. Get Netflix. Order a pizza. Stay in.
Adams was a character issue because of a positive drug test in college. He convinced the Steelers during his interview that he was better than that.
The Steelers spent their first-round pick on Santonio Holmes in 2006. Outstanding receiver, but a person who had a knack for finding trouble.
Holmes had fathered several children by different women while in college. Maybe that should have been a red flag. On draft day, one Steelers coach made a crude off-the-record joke to shrug off Holmes' paternity issues.
Later he was charged with marijuana possession and wound up posting Twitter messages that showed questionable judgment. After the best season of his career, the Steelers wound up giving Holmes away in a trade for a fifth-round draft pick just to get rid of the headaches.
What does it all mean? Evaluate the player's talent, but weigh that against his character, too. Before you spend millions on a player, make sure he's not going to cause the police to call in the middle of the night.
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--HEAVY METAL BELLS
Bill Cowher told KDKA-TV that he will be getting married "in the spring," which means soon.
His fiance is Montclair, N. J. native Veronica Stigeler, known professionally as "Queen V." She's a musician and singer, but hardly in the Adele mold. She's opened for Metallica, Billy Idol and Twisted Sister.
Cowher, 57, and Stigeler, 42, have been dating since he began living part-time in New York for his CBS-TV duties.
They're keeping details quiet, but you can count on two things: 1. The reception will not be at the Crafton fire hall and, 2. with his football friends and her musical cronies, it's going to be one intense hokey pokey.

Beaver County Times, May 4, 2014

It's not like the Penguins should have other things on their minds at this point.
"What's that? There's a game tonight? Damn, I can't keep track of this schedule."
They're pretty much living it, or they should be. If you're cultivating a playoff beard, you might as well invest fully in the experience and show up for all the games, too.
Incredibly, the Penguins got a late start on that when their series against the New York Rangers opened at Consol Energy Center on Friday night.
Well-rested and facing an opponent that should have been tired from a seven-game series against Philadelphia, the Penguins somehow allowed the Rangers to take a 2-0 lead in a game they'd wind up losing 3-2 in overtime.
"It wasn't the start we wanted," winger James Neal said.
Why not? Who doesn't understand what's at stake? Best-of-seven offers some room for error, but why were the Penguins cashing that chip in the first period of the first game?
What possible excuse can there be for coming out of the chute treating this like it was a mid-November match-up with one of those faceless generic opponents that might the Phoenix Coyotes but could just as easily be the Florida Panthers?
Fans who have watched a lot of corny sports movies tend to make too much of locker room oratory. Chuck Noll was always fond of saying that his job wasn't to motivate, it was to direct motivated people.
So maybe the pathologically circumspect Dan Bylsma didn't channel some combination of Knute Rockne and Herb Brooks. He shouldn't have to. It's the playoffs, the reason the Penguins endured the drudgery of that six-month play-in round.
The issue is the professionalism of the players, who have to grasp the circumstances and find the right gear from the start. Spotting the Rangers that 2-0 lead essentially gave them a 1-0 lead in the series.
Four games from now, maybe that's something they'll be able to shrug off on the way to the conference final. Better hope it doesn't define the moment the 2014 postseason went off the rails.
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--ANCIENT HISTORY
One of the stats that immediately got trotted out was the Penguins' 4-0 record in playoff series against the Rangers.
What does it mean? Nothing, really, unless players like Ron Francis and Adam Graves, who helped forge that history, are going to suit up and play again.
Sidney Crosby was the star of his kindergarten playground the first time the Penguins and Rangers met in the playoffs.
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--EXTENDED STAY
The Pirates wound up spending about 100 hours in Baltimore to lose two games in a span of nine hours. Interleague series mean teams only make one trip to some cities, so there's a priority on getting the games played, no matter the circumstances.
Next weekend, the Pirates will confront another reality of the Bud Selig era. They host a Sunday night game against the Cardinals. Can't beat Mothers Day fun at the ballpark, but it might be compromised a little when the kids are getting home after midnight on a school night.
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--WHO IS IT?
Stand up and be recognized: What idiot schedules the Pittsburgh Marathon and a Pirates home game on the same day?

Beaver County Times, April 27, 2014

The Pirates are desperate for offense, and prospect Gregory Polanco is tearing things up in Class AAA.
So why isn't he here? There are about 15 million reasons.
You've been through this before, of course. By keeping Polanco in the minor leagues until June, the Pirates will gain an extra year of control. They may delay his eligibility for arbitration. They certainly will forestall his potential free agency by a year.
It's one of the few elements in the labor agreement that doesn't favor the players, and you can bet the union is searching for ways to close the loophole. It works. The Pirates won a division title in 1992 because they were able to keep Barry Bonds for a seventh season.
Bonds didn't make his major league debut until May 30 in 1986. He could have been on the opening day roster, starting in center field instead of Steve Kemp. But those extra two months in the minor leagues gave the Pirates an extra year of Bonds when he had blossomed into a regular MVP candidate.
These circumstances are obviously different. The 2014 Pirates expect to contend after a 94-win season that included a postseason appearance. Still, with the prices of players constantly escalating, there's ample reason to keep Polanco in Indianapolis for another month or so.
GM Neal Huntington is really taking one for the club in this case. Given the volatile nature of sports, it's unlikely Huntington will be the Pirates general manager in seven years, when Polanco's service time becomes an issue. The easiest thing would be to bring him up today and let someone else worry when the bill comes due in 2020, probably for $15 to $20 million.
Except for Ike Davis replacing Garrett Jones, this is basically the lineup that won 94 games last year. It's not unreasonable to expect more from players being paid major league wages until Polanco gets here in June.
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--Heading west
Congratulations to Jory Rand, who will be leaving KDKA-TV in June to become a weekend news anchor and reporter at KABC-TV in Los Angeles.
Pittsburgh used to be the No. 9 broadcast market. Now it's TV market No. 23, which means it has become a stepping stone for a lot of people. Rand is taking an impressive step. In LA, celebrity sightings might involve Elizabeth Hurley or Jennifer Aniston; here, it's more like Katie O'Malley or a WDVE DJ.
Even though Nightly Sports Call co-host Ron Cook never quite mastered the pronunciation of "Jory," Rand made his mark. He will be missed by the legion of prank callers who practice their craft on the no-budget nightly 10:35 pm. show. Rand has been a regular target ever since he came to town more than six years ago after John Steigerwald had finally grumped his way off the air.
Rand also made himself a lightning rod at the otherwise-sleepy weekly Mike Tomlin press conferences. Rand's questions always got a rise out of the Steelers coach, who is otherwise committed to showing as little candor and emotion as possible. Of course, the questions haven't always gotten answers, but that's OK.
While he'll probably be best remembered for that, Rand did some entertaining offbeat features for KDKA, one of the few stations in town that still makes time for that sort of thing.
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--Tense situation
When the Penguins are faced with adversity, there's always one burning question:
How is Dan Potash handling the stress?